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Jonah Falcon Stopped at Airport With Suspicious Package: 'It's My
Dick' (Photos, Videos)
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(Photo : Jonah Falcon/ Twitter) Jonah Falcon
(Photo : Facebook) Falcon was searched by TSA officials because of
what they thought he was packing.
As Jonah Falcon attempted to go through security at San Francisco
International Airport he was clearly packing a weapon of mass
destruction. However, the only thing the 41-year-old was concealing
was his very large endowment. Falcon is allegedly recorded as the man
with the largest penis in the world.
However, Falcon's large package recently got him in trouble; as he was
attempting to get through SF airport security, he claims a younger
official seemed to be at angst over his "very noticeable" penis and
translated it as a threat of biological proportions.
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The alarmed official questioned Falcon about his pant's package and he
was also extensively searched by TSA officials.
"I said, 'It's my
dick,'" Falcon said according to the Huffington Post. "He gave me a
pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They
even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I
found it amusing."
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Falcon has had to suffer in the past in other areas of his life too;
in a previous report by Sphere, it was revealed that he was finding it
difficult to get a job. The difficult situation meant he had to move
back home to live with him mom - also meaning he probably had to keep
his gun in his pants more often as well.
He has previously worked as a video game reviewer and has done part
time acting as well. However, one of the first things that come into
people's mind when they find out about his record-sized manhood, and
his job troubles - would he be willing to enter the porn industry?
It's an obvious move for a desperate person, however, Falcon has
remained strong and resisted temptation, and good for him!
"Nobody
would take me seriously. Nobody," said Falcon via the Sphere
interview.
Jonah Falcon was born in Brooklyn, New York, and attended school at
Bronx High School of Science. He first appeared in the 1999 HBO
documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed
in the nude about their penises. He was later also covered in Rolling
Stone which did a feature story on him in June 2003.
Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length
when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.
Hopefully the well-endowed record breaker will have better luck in the
future passing through airport security.
Read more at http://www.enstarz.com/articles/4274/20120717/jonah-falcon-stopped-at-airport-with-suspicious-package-it-s-my-dick-photos-videos.htm#DuFXZZmOgYOq0AUc.99
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