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Jonah Falcon, man with world's largest penis gets the attention of TSA.
Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon would like to inform the TSA there is no bomb in his pants just the good shit thank you very much!
Oh dear. Woe to be Jonah Falcon who on July 9th found himself the concerted attention of frazzled TSA agents at San Francisco's International airport.
Getting ready to board his flight Falcon suddenly found (part of me wonders if he doesn't get at least a billion come ons a week) himself being accosted by TSA agents after the front end of his pants caught their attention. It's only then that curious agents asked him to step aside.
Asked to explain what he was carrying in the front of his pants, a nonchalant Falcon earnestly replied nothing. Of course TSA agents were having nothing to do with it.
Offers Falcon to huffpo: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"
Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.
"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
Indeed he did have a growth.
No not a growth. The good shit. Apparently so well spoken is John Falcon's peon it even got to star in a feature HBO documentary but then again who can't help but marvel at such natural delights?
Yes for those who are curious John Falcon has been asked by a multitude of porn companies to make 'guest' appearances but to date he has declined.
Isn't it time you finally got yourself one of those peon pumps too?
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